I like yoga. Pants that is. (more than likely NSFW)

"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck) 02/05/2014 at 21:58 • Filed to: NSFW

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Listen to this while you look

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:01

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Obligatory

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:01

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Calling EL ULY!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:02

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you do not want to know how awkward it was when my phone went off in class once. This was my ringtone, and I forgot to silence my phone...on a test day...

The teacher was amused, and just told me to silence it. It turned out she was an old-school rap fan!

Brian Silvestro > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:05

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You're gonna need to take a look at this Twitter page.

AthomSfere > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:05

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Wow, someone got a raise... And she might have got a promotion.

N/A POWAAAHH > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:08

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FUCK YEAH! I haven't even looked at the pic yet!

N/A POWAAAHH > Brian Silvestro 02/05/2014 at 22:08

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Or even girlsinyogapants.com

ttyymmnn > Brian Silvestro 02/05/2014 at 22:09

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#bookmarked

Brian Silvestro > N/A POWAAAHH 02/05/2014 at 22:09

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That one is great, but the Twitter page is more convenient because it's built right into my twitter feed, very nice.

Brian Silvestro > ttyymmnn 02/05/2014 at 22:11

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Also: The Breast Version

and REDHEADS

DuckDraper > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:11

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Beautiful Bodacious Booty

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > AthomSfere 02/05/2014 at 22:13

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Reminds me of when i work at Dominos. good times good times.

The Transporter > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:14

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The man that invented yoga pants deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

AthomSfere > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/05/2014 at 22:14

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Did you get spanked a lot with floured hands?

ttyymmnn > Brian Silvestro 02/05/2014 at 22:15

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I signed up for Twitter so I could log on to Gawker (though I use Google). I don't Tweet at all, but it looks like I might start following.....

Brian Silvestro > ttyymmnn 02/05/2014 at 22:16

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One of the few reasons i still frequent the site.

N/A POWAAAHH > Brian Silvestro 02/05/2014 at 22:19

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ah, you like twitter eh? Yoga Pants Central , Yoga Pants Nation , Girls in Leggings (close enough)

Brian Silvestro > N/A POWAAAHH 02/05/2014 at 22:21

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ass for dayz yo

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > AthomSfere 02/05/2014 at 22:37

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No but one very flirty co-worker did. She was a bit of a show off(as in she liked to let guys watch her get naked), and was smoking hot. Never did bang her though. Had the chance, more then once, but I remembered something a wise old sage once told me, while I was hiking a mountain in Japan, "be wise young padawan DON'T STICK YO DICK IN CRAZY." she actually was a good friend, but man dating her would have been a lot of work, and I've never been into the friends with benefits thing.

Scary__goongala! > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:45

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when the sun dresses go away, the yoga pants come out to play

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Scary__goongala! 02/05/2014 at 22:48

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and if you're luck both will involve going comando.

Aaron James > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/05/2014 at 22:49

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You haven't lived until you've dated a crazy chick. You've been given boring advice. Just know when to get out and enjoy the ride for 3-6 months. There's nothing like a smoking hot Psycho.

Aaron James > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 22:56

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lonestranger > AthomSfere 02/05/2014 at 23:13

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I hate to rain on all of our parades, but I noticed it's a left hand. If someone was on her right and grabbed her ass, even if they did grab the opposite cheek, that's a weird angle.

It's her own hand print.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Aaron James 02/05/2014 at 23:18

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lol well I'm married now so I have to deal with crazy sometimes anyway because all females are crazy. Funny thing is I actually dumped the girl I ended up marrying so I could go bang crazy Dominos girl after seeing her naked, and being like DAMN!. But I realized the other girl actually meant something to me. She took me back I had sex with her (we hadn't before I dumped her) and 7 months later we were married. It's been two years and one day since I got married and I still think I slept with the right girl.

Aaron James > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/05/2014 at 23:19

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Well looks like everything worked out like it should have. :)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Aaron James 02/05/2014 at 23:24

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Yup and I got rewarded with sex for being a shallow asshole and dumping the girl I loved for a girl that was 5'2 100lbs, and had C cups, and the most amazing tight little ass you've ever seen. and god damn was her stomach sexy. being married is hard. lol

OneFastPuertoRican > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/05/2014 at 23:35

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This is why I'm the only hetero male in my yoga class.

mattc993 > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 02/06/2014 at 01:31

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>> Lil' John

>> "Old School Rap"

wat

Simplify, then add beer > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 02/06/2014 at 03:46

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Archer's favourite

TinFoil Knight > Aaron James 02/06/2014 at 10:20

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been there done that +500xp 0 treasure when quest is finished

Aaron James > TinFoil Knight 02/06/2014 at 13:42

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I'll tell you, even now almost 20 years later I still think of it as one of the best 6 month periods of my life. I'd do it all over again in a second If I could relive my life. There are a lot of things I'd do differently but that certainly isn't one. It was like a rite of passage, a coming of age of sorts. The crazy nights far outweighed the Psychotic days right up until she tried to kill me. We're talking a beauty queen here, not some cracked out trash. It was glorious....... On an interesting side note, She was from Oklahoma and a Sooners fan, I'm sure she got her looks from Oklahoma but picked up crazy somewhere else along the way.

TinFoil Knight > Aaron James 02/06/2014 at 20:52

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I'm pretty sure its safe to say the crazy comes from OK as well. the one I had literally tried to kill me as well . She hid the crazy behind the make up. If I had known she was nuttier than squirrel turds at the beginning I would have run the other way just as fast as I could.